EXAMS: The Freedom Killers!

 I have now turned into a free bird from an angry bird. So, today my exams got over, its like I have gained freedom from a group of Dictators: My books & teachers who had become my adversary. You know when your exams are going on all you want to do is watch TV or sleep, basically just waste time. You just want those days to end. But when they actually get over you have this weird & crazy feeling, you don't have to hurry up & you can do whatever you want but that actually gets boring. Its way better and cooler in your dreams. When teachers say that they want everyone to pass, never believe them. If they actually wanted everyone to pass they would just ask one question- 'What is your name?' & give you a good grade. Do you know the full form of etc. which we use so much, it's: E- end of, t- thinking, c- capacity.

Exam is like a cricket match. Just imagine teachers to be Jasprit Bumrah who will not let you pass, they just want you to get out. But don't worry, so what if they are the number 1 bowler, we can sometimes be good at batting. We are like Virat Kohli who is the number 1 batsman. We could make a century or could get out at one. Still teachers are more to blame as they keep throwing bouncers. When teachers are expecting nothing from us we could turn out to be Ravindra Jadeja or Navdeep Saini and could make runs (marks). Teachers should be aware of us. If you are a cricket fan you will get what I am saying. 

I will tell you a fact, like you shouldn't ask a woman her age, a man his salary, similarly never ask a student their percentage. Remember this! During these online exams, whenever I saw the question paper I lost faith in humanity. I think that human brain is the most outstanding object in the world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. Basically, it functions right from the time we are born, and stops as soon as we see the question paper.

 They tell us to save paper then why do they take exams📝. What a great use of paper, making our lives miserable. Say no to exams. Exami-nation is the nation which everyone hates. My attitude during exams is that they give me questions I don't know and I give them answers they don't know. 

First law of Cartoon Physics: Gravity doesn't work until you look down.😎

     

I will state Student's Law Of Tension:

Pressure  ∝ 1/The number of days left for exams

Where,

"Will study from Tomorrow"

 Remains constant! I guess this is the law which everyone remembers.

Maths Full Form: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

Just before the exam started, the song 'Wildside' started to play again and again in my head. Listin to this song. It describes the feelings you are having at times like this.

Listen to the song: Wildside-From "Adventures in Babysitting" https://wynk.in/u/5owb0A2cT